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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will not rely on "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismans.
Advice for the Hero:
I will never travel back into the past in order to prevent the current situation. It never works.
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. And pastel-colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like direct sunlight to the Powers of Darkness.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
Before accepting the role of Sidekick, I will learn how the position became vacant.
Further Evil (Advice on Ultimate Weapons/Spells):
I will also refrain from using the Ultimate Weapon for simply offing the Hero. If it's really the UW, the Hero's efforts will come to naught anyway.
Murphy's Laws of Combat:
The bursting radius of a grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
Always keep in mind that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
Things will get worse before they will get better -- and who said things would get better?
If you can't remember where you put it, the claymore is pointed at you.
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