Thursday, May 10, 2007

Paris calls on Ahhhnold to Terminate her jail sentence

“My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn (sic) it,” the heirhead wrote “i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
The entreaty - which garnered just over 4,000 signatures by yesterday evening - urges Aaaaaahnold to pardon Hilton because she provides “beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”
Puh-leeze!
Aaron Mclear, a Schwarzenegger spokesman, told the media that the governor’s office hadn’t yet reviewed the petition but has received a bevy of e-mails from constituents both for and against a gubernatorial pardon.
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2 comments:

Pseudonym said...

If Arnold doesn't prardon Paris then we may see this.

Scooter said...

Yikes!