Thursday, February 22, 2007

Everything I Needed To Know About Women I Learned From Han Solo

This and more was seen at Eric Spitznagel's blog Vonnegut's Asshole

HAN SOLO EXAMPLE:

He wore the same old smelly outfit in all three movies.

INSIGHT GAINED:

Real men don't have good hygiene.

HAN SOLO EXAMPLE:

His best friend was Chewbacca - a big, hairy Wookiee.

INSIGHT GAINED:

You should always hang out with guys who are less attractive than you, dumber than you, and if possible, mute.

4 comments:

Avi Abrams said...

hey thanks for posting comments on my blog!

you have some fun stuff here too

keep up the good work

cheers
Avi

Scooter said...

You're most welcome. You have a dynamite blog! :)

Eric Spitznagel said...

So glad that you enjoyed my Han Solo conspiracy theories. By all mean, crib anything you want from my blog. I couldn't be more honored that you think any of it is worth repeating.

You rock the casbah.

Scooter said...

I felt a revelation from reading your blog, Eric. It cleared up much of the Mars/Venus fog. :)